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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1955 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉