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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6082 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉