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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6158 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉