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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8376 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 657 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
