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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
