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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 961 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9155 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 404 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
