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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1911 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
