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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 899 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Votes: | 9035 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉