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Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	5251
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mines Excavated:	4493
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Animals Bred:	76
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2798	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	554
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9734	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	986682	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3367
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	174
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14