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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3713 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?