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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3416 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?