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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6330 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 522 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
New Chunks Explored: | 704324 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?