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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3158 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?