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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3428 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?