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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9128 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 1909 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?