Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
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