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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9633 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!