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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 839 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1334 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!