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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5001 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!