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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6923 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4547 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!