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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 225 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!