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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3979 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 589 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8308 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who just want to boogie with you. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden blocks instead of wool. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you’ve got a golden poop block, are we right?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!