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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9536 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3458 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!