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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9601 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 194 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.
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