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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8123 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens! That’s right, forget about horses or minecarts, pigs are where it’s at on our server. Plus, our chickens have been working out and are ready to take on any challengers.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your step or you might end up doing the zombie shuffle!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!