Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5697
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	5641
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	30497
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.