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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8754 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
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