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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8598 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 9205 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.
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