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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 168 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty
