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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4718 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty
