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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 239 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty
