BlockShockSecrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2343	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7818
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6596	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3490

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6633	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	566	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4050	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!