BlockShockSecrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8029

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	4127
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9276	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nikashi SMP

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Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedditHorrorStories SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!