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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3231 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
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