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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4510 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
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