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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7375 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7525 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.
