Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Crops Grown: 1254
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 45
    Runes Activated: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchantments Applied: 212
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ores Mined: 7623 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mines Excavated: 2271
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Star Shards Collected: 123
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 878 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Animals Bred: 160 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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