BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crops Grown:	8454
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3399
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Potions Brewed:	199
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	261719
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.