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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1917 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 166 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.