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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8917 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.