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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5733 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.