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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1653 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 182 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.