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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8586 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 194334 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.