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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5929 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Votes: | 4946 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.