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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9226 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.
But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!