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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1055 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 585 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 282 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.
But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.
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