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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
