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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4790 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 3811 |
Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
New Chunks Explored: | 648902 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6473 |
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.