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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 691 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 699 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”