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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 622 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7280 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!